remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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