i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Randomize
