Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
barbara walters just said penis...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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