Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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