i wish peter jackson would direct porn
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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