I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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