i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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