"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so let's talk penis.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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