At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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