this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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