Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Randomize
