is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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