Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
When did angry sex become our thing?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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