I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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