The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
sex in a hospital.. check
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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