I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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