carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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