it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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