Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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