Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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