okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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