Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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