we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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