Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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