Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Randomize
