Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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