Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
that's an acceptable place to lick
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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