office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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