Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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