Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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