If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I need a hoe opinion
go on
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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