he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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