Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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