It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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