She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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