I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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