Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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