I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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