Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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