i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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