Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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