Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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