Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We are two peas in an std pod
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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