I need to stop coming to work sober
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
