Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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