ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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