He asked me if I "almost moaned"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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