It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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