He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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