Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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