It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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